"I am not a number! I am a free man!"

-Patrick McGoohan in the intro to The Prisoner

This is a sort of "Facts At Your Fingertips" about me... most of the format was stolen from John Green's Web Site. What a pal, eh? =)

Last updated: 9/15/00

Real Name: Jeremy Jacob Zimmerman
Common Aliases: Bolthy, Dr. Bolthy von Schotz
Age: 25 years
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 265 lbs. (I am stout, round... )
Eye Color: Blue/Grey
Hair Color: Brown/Dishwater Blond
Shoe Size: 12 Wide (Stomping around in big boots like Gaston!)
Penis Size: Average. I hope.
Ancestry: German, mostly... with an odd mix of northern/western European stuff thrown in, and Cherokee. Yeah, I'm an American.
SAT Score: 700 Verbal/610 Math... though for some reason the UW has a lower number on my transcripts... Grrr...
Instrument played: Hawai'ian Nose Flute. I'm allegedly learning to play electric guitar. Kinda hard when it sits in its case for years at a time.
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