Bolthy on the Net 4: One Damn Thing After Another


	"No brains today! We're only serving humble pie, Whatchamazog!" "Listen buddy, for the last time, it's--" "Thoraxinabog?" "Thrakkorzog!" "Ah, Laxitivlog!" "Nope, nope, nope!" "Lapplanderzog?" "Nope." "Fouryaksandadog?" "Thrak--" "Saksuckafrog?" "No, no, NO!" "Susan...?" "Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile." -The Tick and Thrakkorzog, "The Tick" This is the token "Who The Hell Is This Guy" page. This is probably also going to be the least read page of the Web site. Go figure. Anyway, I've decided to present myself in a variety of formats, so that you may choose depending on how much you really want to know about me. My online resume and portfolio. The Legend of Bolthy: The Not-So Complete Story of My Sordid Life, Up Until Now Almost Now The Bolthy FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions Regarding the Bolthster. Vital Statistics: Even Briefer Breakdown Of Me, In Number Form When Possible. Outside Looking In: Outside perspectives, either direct or indirect. Photo Gallery: A pictorial view of me and the world around me. My Astrology Chart: I was born under a bad sign. Thus Spake Bolthy: My writing About This Page © 2000 Jeremy Zimmerman, unless where noted. All rights reserved. Comments, complaints, death threats, and flaming chickens may be sent to bolthy@bolthy.com.