"His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied 'Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead.'

"Hearing this, the man was enlightened."

-The Principia Discordia

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